Four beat-up Nissan Altimas and one piece of advice: "Just run"

The Nissan Altima's road reputation got the meme treatment in an Oct. 29, 2025, Juice Unlocked post made in partnership with Top Dog Law.

The graphic stacks four photos of Altimas in rough shape above its verdict: "If you see a Nissan Altima just like this just run."

What the photos show

A black Altima with a 2.5 S badge has a mangled rear bumper with a yellow strap wrapped around it. A maroon Altima's crushed back end is tied up with green rope.

A gray Altima near a freeway exit sign has a smashed rear side panel and strips of tape across its back window. A silver one sits next to a pickup piled with tires, its rear bumper battered. Two of the license plates are covered with angry-face emoji. The post does not say where or when the photos were taken.

Partner content: The caption plugs Top Dog Law for anyone hit by a bad driver, at 800-427-2215. A disclosure on the graphic says Top Dog Law (Helm Law Group, LLC) is headquartered in Arizona and has lawyers licensed in most states.